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Quotes - You Only Live Twice
Tiger: Welcome! Welcome to Japan Mr. Bond. It is a great pleasure to meet you at last.
Brandt: [Parachuting from the burning aircraft] I'm awfully sorry to leave you but I have to get off.
Bond: Hello, Base-1, Little Nellie got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper passes at her but she defended her honour.
Blofeld: This organization does not tolerate failure.
Kissy: Its hard work!
Bond: Some honeymoon. |
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Bond: Don't get the soap in my eye, will you?
Moneypenny: Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
Bond: Which girl?
Moneypenny: The one we set you up with in Hong Kong.
Bond: Five more minutes and I would have found out.
Osato: I hope you're not taking any risks, Mr. Fisher.
Bond: I don't take any risks.
Osato: If you don't mind, I think you're taking one now.
Smoking is very bad for your health.
Brandt: Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest.
Tiger: This is our baby-rocket. It is very useful for people who smoke too many cigarettes, like you. It can save your life, this cigarette.
Bond: You sound like an advertisement.
Henderson: That's stirred not shaken. I hope I got it right.
Bond: [grimacing] Of course.
Bond: I love you.
Aki: I have a car nearby.
Bond: Where do you suggest we go?
Aki: I know a quiet hotel.
Brandt: Shut the door, I've got you now.
Bond: Enjoy.
Tiger: You have to marry an Ama girl.
Bond: Is she pretty?
Tiger: She has a face like a pig.
Blofeld: The firing power of my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV, it is the last programme you are likely to see.
Bond: Well, if I am to be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Blofeld: Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It wont be the nicotine that kills you.
Tiger: A toy helicopter?
Q: No it's certainly not a toy. We've made one or two adjustments since you've last used her.
Bond: Japanese proverb say: bird never make nest in bare tree.
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Tiger: Massage time. Which girl you select?
Bond: Oh, this little old lady just here will do nicely.
Tiger: Good choice, she is very sexiful.
Blofeld: Kill Bond! Now!
Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?
Ling: You think we better.
Bond: No, just different.
Blofeld: As you see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours, when American and Russia have annihilated each other, we shell see a new power dominating the world.
Bond: Do you have any commando's here?
Tiger: I have much, much better. Ninjas.
Bond: Ninjas?
Tiger: The art of concealment and disguise, Bond-San.
Bond: Now you're going to need some very close, ah, protection tonight in Tokyo. You'll need our best man.
Brandt: Who do you suggest?
Bond: Well, me.
Osato: I always take a glass before breakfast.
Bond: Isn't it bad for your liver?
Osato: Nonsense, it adds a sparkle to the day.
Bond: If you are Tanaka, how do you feel about me?
Tiger: I, Love, You.
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Bond: Request permission to come aboard.
Bond: Yes, excuse me. [Hitting Henderson's false leg with his
cane]
Henderson: I'm glad you got it right.
Blofeld: You will see that my Piranha fish get very hungry. They can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds.
Aki: We are being chased
by gunmen in a black sedan. I am heading south on highway
H3. Arrange usual reception please.
Tiger: My plan is this - I make a base on the Ama island. 100 of my men will slide in unseen, as fishermen and workers.
Blofeld: I shall look forward personally
to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.
Aki: From now on Tiger says you must do everything Japanese style.
Bond: Everything? Good for Tiger.
Tiger: How's that for Japanese efficiency?
Bond: [watching the goons car being dropped into Tokyo bay] Just a drop in the ocean.
Aki: My job is to help you.
Bond: Like you helped Henderson?
Tiger: Tonight, you take your first civilised bath.
Blofeld: Extortion is my business!
Bond: Ah, welcome to Japan, "Dad". Is my little girl ready?
Q: Look Bond, I've had a long and hot flight and I'm in no mood for your juvenile quips.
Moneypenny: We tried to think of something you wouldn't forget.
Bond: Yes?
Moneypenny: I, Love, You. Repeat after me.
Bond: I get it.
M: This is the big one 007, that's why I'm out here myself.
Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.
Blofeld: James Bond, allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
Bond: This is my second life.
Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond. |
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Tiger: Chasing girls will be the end of you, I have told you
that before, Bond-San.
Tiger: Bond-San, the Americans have changed the launch date, they go up tonight. Midnight our time!
Bond: Tiger, contact M. Tell him to send Little Nellie. Suggest she be accompanied by her father. Most urgent.
Bond: Oh, the things I do for England.
Tiger: My private train, I never travel anywhere in above ground. I imagine your Mr. M has something similar in London.
Moneypenny: You're late, as usual. Even from your own funeral.
Bond: We corpses have absolutely no sense of time!
Tiger: Tonight, consider my house yours. Including all my possessions.
Bond: About that honeymoon?
Kissy: But they'll never let you stay.
Bond: But they'll never find us. [before being swept up by the British sub]
Blofeld: Stop that astronaut!
Tiger: I am a trifle disappointed at the ease I was able to entice you.
Policeman: Well, at least he died on the job! He would have
wanted it this way. |
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Blofeld: Only one person we know uses this gun - James Bond.
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